Простите, котаны, вы правда не знали, что активные гомо предпочитают не маленькие машинки, а БЧД?

Also Gaydar Detector:

First, the more superfluously styled the car, the gayer it is. This is why BMWs have evolved from staid German performance cars to the drag queens of the autobahn. The exception to this rule is anything made by Cadillac.

Second, the bigger the spoiler, the straighter the car. Subarus are reliably gay -- the Forrester SUV/wagon is the ber-lesbian model -- but the sporty WRX sedan turns totally straight when a park-bench-sized spoiler wing is bolted to the back.

Third, sometimes a car can be so butch that it swings right back around into gay. The epitome of this phenomenon is the Jeep Wrangler, an American icon that boasts a history stretching from World War II heroics to present day off-road shenanigans. That's why you're equally likely to see them parked on a military base or outside a gay bar.

Finally, take your time to pick and choose. Whether you're looking for a sports car, luxury sedan, truck or SUV, there's something out there to fit your big gay lifestyle.